I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't

The Defining Problem Of Contemporary Television Is Trust: Can You Believe What You See On Television, Does Television Treat People Fairly, Is It Healthy For Society?

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I Have Neither The Learning Nor The Experience To Know Whether The Doomsayers Are Right About The Human Causes Of Climate Change. But I Am Willing To Acknowledge That People Who Know A Lot More Than I Do May Be Right When They Claim That It Is The Consequence Of Our Own Behaviour. I Assume That This Is Why The Bbc's Coverage Of The Issue Abandoned The Pretence Of Impartiality Long Ago.

Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is An Act Of Arrogant Vanity.