I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked,

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

Believe Me, You Don't Walk Away From The Kind Of Money You Make With A Daily Television Show. You Might Get Awful Tired Of It Sometimes, But Take A Second Look At The Check And You Get Less Tired Right Away.

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

From The Time I Was A Little Kid, I Was Always Shy. Performing Was When I Was Outgoing. So I Guess I Am A Loner. I Get Claustrophobia If A Lot Of People Are Around.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.