I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked,

In 1932, Lame Duck President Herbert Hoover Was So Desperate To Remain In The White House That He Dressed Up As Eleanor Roosevelt. When Fdr Discovered The Hoax In 1936, The Two Men Decided To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Children.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

There's Only One Critic Whose Opinion I Really Value, In The Final Analysis: Johnny Carson. I Have Never Needed Any Entourage Standing Around Bolstering My Ego. I'm Secure. I Know Exactly Who And What I Am. I Don't Need To Be Told. I Make No Apologies For Being The Way I Am.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.