I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked,

I Can Empathize With President [george Bush]. I Know What It Feels Like Having A Young Guy Waiting Around For You To Keel Over.

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

Do You Know My Dream? I Really Want To Become An Aluminum-siding Salesman.

People Are Hypocrites. If You Ask Them What They Want To See On Tv, They'll Tell You They Want Better Quality Programming. And Then What Do They Watch? 'gilligan's Island.'

How Much Of The National News That You Report To The Public Each Night Consists Of Information You've Actually Gone Out And Dug Up On Your Own?