I Have A Long List Of Things

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

I'll Be Happy If I Can Just Stay Out Of Nebraska.

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.

There's So Much Comedy On Television. Does That Cause Comedy In The Streets?

If You Have A Relative Who's Lost Interest In Everything And Doesn't Get Out Of Bed, Who Doesn't Care For Things They Used To, Can't Imagine Anything That Would Give Them Any Pleasure, Don't Fool Around With It; Get Therapy, Get Help, Get Medication If That's Right For You, Or Talk Therapy, Or Something.