I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With

I Decided To Stop Drinking While It Was Still My Idea.

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.