I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

Before You Judge A Man, Walk A Mile In His Shoes. After That Who Cares?... He's A Mile Away And You've Got His Shoes!

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.