I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With

The More You Know The Less The Better.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.

When You Are Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, "has The Bus Come Yet?". If The Bus Came Would I Be Standing Here?