I Have No Use For Humility. I

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

A Lot Of People Say, 'well, I Like A Challenge. 'i Don`t Like Challenges. Life Is Tough Enough Without Any Challenges.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.