The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.