I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates People.

Legend Has It That When God Created Me, He Gave Me A Big Distinctive Voice, A Lot Of Boldness And No Heart.

I Wasn't Straining At The Bit To Become A Movie Star Any More Than I Had Plotted To Get Out Of Vaudeville And Into Broadway Musicals