I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go

Always Give Them The Old Fire, Even When You Feel Like A Squashed Cake Of Ice.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano