I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

I'm Sitting In The Bus Station, Minding My Own Business, Reading 'ta-da!' Magazine; A Magazine By And For Gay Magicians, But That's A Different Story.

Yeah, I Know, Some People Are Against Drunk Driving, And I Call Those People 'the Cops.' But You Know, Sometimes, You've Just Got No Choice; Those Kids Gotta Get To School!