I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

If You Take Off Your Pants And Her First Reaction Is, "awwww, Look At It...like A Little Baby Jesus." Time To Buy A Porsche.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I've Never Had A Surprise Birthday Party. I've Had Every Other Type Of Surprise. I've Had Surprise Beatings, Surprise Drug Tests, Surprise Daughter I Think.

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.