I Have The Brain Of A German

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.