I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

[on 8/24/04, Before Entering A Los Angeles Hospital For Heart Valve Replacement Surgery] If Things Go Right, I'll Be There About A Week, And If Things Don't Go Right, I'll Be There About An Hour And A Half.