I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.