I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.