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Men Put All Kinds Of Expectations On You. They Want You To Scream 'you're The Best' While Swearing You've Never Done This With Anyone Before.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.

The Thing About Breaking Up When You Get Older, You Just Don't Have The Steam Anymore. "oh, That's It. I Can't Start Shaving My Legs Above The Knee Again."

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.