I Just Voted For Jesse Jackson !

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You, Like, Using "the Force"?

When I Go Back To The Stage, I Want To Be Able To Do Everything. I Want To Be Able To Do Music And Comedy And All That Stuff And Have A Show Like Nobody Ever Had Before.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.