I Just Voted For Jesse Jackson !

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!

You Know You Can't Just Run And Shoot People In The Knee-caps With Double Barreled Shotgun 'cause You're Pissed At Them.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies, So I Don’t Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!