I Just Want $1 Million Next Season,

I'm A Really Huge Fan Of Papaya Juice.

I Want To Put Some Effort Into A Bunch Of Different Types Of Videos. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Do 'man On The Street' Messing With People, I Don't Think I'm Gonna Do Over-the-top Wacky Comedy.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

Your Face Makes My Soul Want To Eat Chocolate Pudding!

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.