I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.

I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters. It Asks Me To Not Phone It In. It's Impossible To Phone It In. Every American Boy Has Spent His Childhood Pretending To Get Shot.

The First Year Or So On The Daily Show Is Pretty Intense In Terms Of Travel. You're Going To The Worst Places In The Country, Talking To The Craziest People In The World.