I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!