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I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.
-Joan Rivers
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I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby
Joan Rivers
I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.
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