I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.