I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.