I Left My Car Parked At The

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.