The President Of Today Is Just The

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.