A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.