I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

My Dad Always Said, If Someone Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade. Plus That Also Works Wonderfully As A Metaphor.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.