Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.