Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.

But I Like To Swim. At High School, I Tried Out For The Swim Team. I Shaved Off All My Body Hair, And That Extra Burst Of Speed From All The Bullies Shouting Kill The Fairy.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.