You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers...

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

My Dad And I, We Used To Play Baseball. I Was The Catcher. Which I Liked. Until One Day, I Saw This Game On Tv, And I Said, Hang On, How Come Their Catcher Doesn't Have His Hands Tied To His Ankles?

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.