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I Like Rice. Rice Is Great If You're Hungry And Want 2000 Of Something Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Like Rice. Rice Is Great If
Mitch Hedberg
I Like Rice. Rice Is Great If You're Hungry And Want 2000 Of Something Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.
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