I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

Wearing A Turtleneck Is Like Being Strangled By A Really Weak Guy, All Day. Wearing A Backpack And A Turtleneck Is Like A Weak Midget Trying To Bring You Down.

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

When You Go To A Bar That Has A Black Light, Everybody Looks Cool. Except For Me, Because I Was Under The Impression That The Mustard Stain Came Out.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.