I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.