I Literally Hate Working Out.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.