I Love Australia - I Think.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

He's Very, Very Well-known. I'd Say He's World-famous In Melbourne.

I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.