I Love Australia - I Think.

I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.