I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

I Think As Time Goes By You'll Get Female Comics Who Are Weirder - You'll Get A Female Mighty Boosh.

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

After Graduating From Flares And Platforms In The Early 1970s, I Started Drama School Wearing A Pair Of Khaki Dungarees With One Of My Dad's Army Shirts, Accessorised By A Cat's Basket Doubling As A Handbag. Very Lady Gaga.