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Better To Discuss Everything Out In The Open While You're In Love, Then If Or When The Relationship Sadly Ends. It's Called Full Disclosure Before The Fact.

You Can't Start Motoring Up Life's Road Until You Get Your Buns In Gear.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.

William Shakespeare Sounds To Me Like Some Kind Of Faggot.