I Love To Go To Washington -

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.