I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.