I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.