The Terrorist Is The One With The

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.