I'm A Fake Intellectual.

I Like To Always Have Humour In Whatever I Do.

And In A World Without Heroes, As The Movie Trailer Voice-over Guy Might Say, The Slightly Awkward Can Be Slightly Cool.

I Started Drinking Scotch Just To Be A Man.

I'm A Fake Intellectual.

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.