I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

There's Also A Certain Rhythm To The Way Jews Talk That Might Be Funny.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'