I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.