I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

In The United States, Anybody Can Be President. That's The Problem.

The Fact That I Didn't Finish School Left Me With A Lifelong Need To Prove That I'm Smart, Prove It To Myself, Maybe To The World. I [also] Needed To Be - Not The Center Of Attention - But I Needed To Be Able To Attract Attention When I Wanted It, Through My Stunts And My Fooling Around Physically With Faces Or Postures Or Voices I Would Do. Those Things Are Important Elements In The Drive Behind All Of This [my Career].

The God Excuse, The Last Refuge Of A Man With No Answers And No Argument.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.