I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.