I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

When I'm On Stage, It's A Little World I've Created Where I'm Sort Of The Thing, So I Have Total Control Over Everything That Happens. When We're Improvising, I'm With Someone I Totally Trust. I Know Things Are Going To Work Out. I Don't Have Those Guarantees In Life. There Are No Consequences On Stage.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?