I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

When I'm On Stage, It's A Little World I've Created Where I'm Sort Of The Thing, So I Have Total Control Over Everything That Happens. When We're Improvising, I'm With Someone I Totally Trust. I Know Things Are Going To Work Out. I Don't Have Those Guarantees In Life. There Are No Consequences On Stage.

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.

Many People Think It's In Bad Taste To Advertise For An Insane Asylum... But Come On Down. We're Going Crazy.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.