Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then

There Are So Many Things I'd Like To Change In The Industry. Everything From The Reliance Of Style Over Substance To Their Reluctance To Hire Me For Big Budget Blockbusters, But The Thing I Would Love Most Would Be If They Understood People Don't Have To Be Hollywood Beautiful To Be Sexy Or Interesting.

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.

I Don't Want To Get All Lefty, But If We Took The Defence Budgets From Around The World, We Could End Hunger Everywhere. I Would Hope That All The World's Leaders Are Thinking About Poverty. Get To Work. Do Something. This Is Something That's Going To Be With Us Forever.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.