I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’