I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.