I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.