I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.