I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.

My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion Of One Of America's Great Shipping And Railroad Families, The Vanderbilts.

That's What I Loved About Temptation Island. I Don't Even Know Why They Did It.

I Love To Work. I Love Doing Standup.

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.