I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

I Have No Limits, No Filter, No Class, No Poise. No Decorum. Just Fun.

That's What I Loved About Temptation Island. I Don't Even Know Why They Did It.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.