I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.