I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On

Woody Allen Likes To Do A Lot Of Master Shots. He Likes To Get The Whole Thing In One Take, And So You Could Be Going Along Doing A Scene, And Then The Next To Last Line, All Of A Sudden, You Stumble, And You Have To Go Back To First Base.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

Hear The Birds? Sometimes I Like To Pretend That I'm Deaf And I Try To Imagine What It's Like Not To Be Able To Hear Them. It's Not That Bad.