I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I Was.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.