I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.