I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From

Even If You Are Catholic, If You Live In New York You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You Are Going To Be Goyish Even If You Are Jewish.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.