I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky

From The Age Of 14 Until I Was 50, I Just Got On A Treadmill And Ran. I Never Stopped To Assess What I Was Doing Or To Pat Myself On The Back.

If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It Will Make You Unbelievably Happy.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

After Thirty, A Body Has A Mind Of Its Own.

Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?