I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky

[on Helen Reddy:] She Ought To Be Arrested For Loitering In Front Of An Orchestra.

I Tried To Charm The Pants Off Bob Dylan, But Everyone Will Be Disappointed To Learn That I Was Unsuccessful. I Got Close - A Couple Of Fast Feels In The Front Seat Of A Cadillac.

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

I Would Much Rather Watch Myself Than Listen To Myself. The Moving Is Second Nature, But The Listening... That's The Art.

Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?