I'm Very Shy So I Became Very

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

We Show A Lot Of Film [with Regis Philbin] From My Career Which Is Most Enjoyable. I Enjoy Watching It.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.