I'm Very Shy So I Became Very

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

They Always Use The Word 'insult' With Me, But I Don't Hurt Anybody. I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here If I Did. I Make Fun Of Everybody And Exaggerate All Our Insecurities.