I Mean, Some People Accuse Me Of

I Find My Movie Props In My Neighbors Houses.

I Have A Great Relationship With My Parents. I Have Not Been On Lithium.

I Think The [new England] Patriots' Season Should Have An Asterisk Next To It Because Everything They're Accomplishing Is Against Teams Coached By People Other Than Me.

When Things Seem To Be Slowing Down, There's This Little Trick I Like To Play. I'd Plow This Virgin Who's On Her Period, And After I'm Done I'd Just Run Out Into The Living Room, Or The Dance Floor, With All That Bloody Goop On My Junk And Yell, Oh My God, I've Been Shot In The Nads! Yeah, Good Times.

Oh I Love Children, But I Could Never Eat A Whole One.