I Mean, Some People Accuse Me Of

It's A Good Thing I'm A Professional And Could See The Pure Genius Talent Behind The Raw Sexual Beauty.

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

It's Not That I'm Racist Or Anything, Because I'm Not, But I Just Don't Think We Should Be Wasting Our Time Helping People That Are Going To Die Soon Anyway.

People Always Tell Me I Should Run For President, But I Don't Think They'd Give Me Enough Time Off To Make My Films.

I Was Mad When I Heard The Amazing Race Wasn't About White People.