I Might Have To Commute. You Know,

I Like Playing On This Team. We Actually Been Doin' Real Good. Got A Different Mix Here. Most Important Thing Is You Gotta Keep Pickin' Up In Paces. That's Why We're Playing Contentious Play. We Got Top Names, Guys Can Still Hit In The Majors, Guys Been Out Of The Game Hittin' The Ball, Shockin' It. Don't Have No Old, Old Guys. Not Sayin' They Don't Get A Good Job Done. Fact Is, They've Been Vice Versa. So That's Incentive Right There. It's Been A Plus.

Don't Worry About Things That You Have No Control Over, Because You Have No Control Over Them. Don't Worry About Things That You Have Control Over, Because You Have Control Over Them.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.