I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I

I've Never Been Quarantined. But The More I Look Around The More I Think It Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

But Wait!!! You Make It To 60. You Didn't Think You Would!

Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift In Your Shoes. If It Makes You Feel Better, Fine. Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes.

When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order Makes A Lot Of Sense. In This Country There Isn't A Lot Worth Paying Attention To.

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.